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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 January 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12085
  • Number of comments : 1363
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jess6blondie9 : In a world of fakes, I keep it real.

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jess6blondie9's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML

#16646185
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46574) - you deserved it (18183)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by secretpornstar - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I got my paycheck. I was really excited since I've been broke for the last two weeks. On my way home, I got pulled over and got a ticket for expired tags. The $90 for new tags plus $135 for the citation will leave me with enough to buy a burger. FML

#16645902
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19571) - you deserved it (26163)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:06pm - money - by fuckcops (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got my paycheck. I was really excited since I've been broke for the last two weeks. On my way home, I got pulled over and got a ticket for expired tags. The $90 for new tags plus $135 for the citation will leave me with enough to buy a burger. FML

#16645902
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19571) - you deserved it (26163)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:06pm - money - by fuckcops (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got my paycheck. I was really excited since I've been broke for the last two weeks. On my way home, I got pulled over and got a ticket for expired tags. The $90 for new tags plus $135 for the citation will leave me with enough to buy a burger. FML

#16645902
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19571) - you deserved it (26163)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:06pm - money - by fuckcops (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got my paycheck. I was really excited since I've been broke for the last two weeks. On my way home, I got pulled over and got a ticket for expired tags. The $90 for new tags plus $135 for the citation will leave me with enough to buy a burger. FML

#16645902
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19571) - you deserved it (26163)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:06pm - money - by fuckcops (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML

#16645871
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40293) - you deserved it (8930)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:04pm - animals - by rileynautumn - United States (Washington)

Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML

#16645871
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40293) - you deserved it (8930)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:04pm - animals - by rileynautumn - United States (Washington)

Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML

#16645871
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40293) - you deserved it (8930)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:04pm - animals - by rileynautumn - United States (Washington)

Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML

#16645871
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40293) - you deserved it (8930)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:04pm - animals - by rileynautumn - United States (Washington)

Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML

#16645871
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40293) - you deserved it (8930)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:04pm - animals - by rileynautumn - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML

#16644448
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41757) - you deserved it (6332)

On 06/13/2011 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sheyshey0413 - United States (Florida)

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

#16644081
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10412) - you deserved it (37052)

On 06/13/2011 at 12:37pm - misc - by failure461 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of 3 years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML

#16643815
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43168) - you deserved it (3369)

On 06/13/2011 at 12:12pm - love - by Uhh (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

#16642702
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39471) - you deserved it (4815)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by suze44 - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he is homophobic. This wouldn't be such a big deal, if my mother wasn't a lesbian. He doesn't know this yet, and I'm afraid to tell him. FML

#16636156
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35498) - you deserved it (6154)

On 06/12/2011 at 11:20pm - love - by ash - United States (Missouri)



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