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Today, I had to go visit my grandma. While in her bathroom, the floss I was using cut my gum, I then proceded to make sounds of slight pain. My grandma was, at the same moment, walking by and said "Don't masturbate in side of my bathroom you sick teen!" Now my grandma thinks I am a pervert. FML
by bongoboy / 04/25/2009 at 3:51am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundreds of college kids. I tried to be sexy by turning around and bending over. My friends took pictures and my bloody tampon string was hanging out the whole time. FML
by LindseyS / 03/19/2009 at 5:10pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML
by badbirthday / 03/16/2009 at 4:51pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by camp / 03/03/2009 at 5:14pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
- Today, my ex girlfriend crashed my wedding. Not only did she get on stage and moon my friends and… Today, I'm sick. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't leaving for college in three days, and… Today I received a phone call for a reservation (I'm a B&B owner) for 12 firefighters (he said they…