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by Dilly_20 / 02/22/2011 at 1:00pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by weezer / 02/21/2011 at 8:07am / United States / Intimacy
by Justme / 02/20/2011 at 7:23am / United States / Intimacy
by RyanM / 02/13/2011 at 4:01am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by courtbabbbby / 02/12/2011 at 1:30am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I met my boyfriend's grandparents for the first time. When my boyfriend introduced us, his grandfather smiled at me, took my hand, and said in the most polite voice, "Wow, you're not nearly as pretty as he described you." FML
by lizard / 01/08/2011 at 7:22pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by ZittyMii / 07/03/2010 at 3:52pm / United States (Colorado) / Geek
by disasterbutton / 02/08/2010 at 7:28pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Vastu / 02/07/2010 at 12:42pm / Nepal / Money
by chanclepants / 01/27/2010 at 8:35am / Intimacy
by x0SoReckless0x / 11/16/2009 at 6:39am / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I was sitting on the bus next to a hot guy who was texting. I sneaked a peek at his phone to see if he was texting a girl so I could know if he was single. As I looked at his screen, he turned it towards me and typed in caps "STOP BEING A CREEPER." He got out of his seat and off the bus. FML
by TextLoser / 08/05/2009 at 9:37am / United States (New York) / Transportation
by oops / 05/18/2009 at 12:17am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
by gangstalicious / 05/08/2009 at 5:07pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he's unhappy with his life. He's basically with me because I… Today, my boss sat me down for my evaluation. Not only did she have nothing good to say because she… Today, I play softball and we use eye black because it helps block out the glare. I sat down at my…