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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 January 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11608
  • Number of comments : 1363
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jess6blondie9 : In a world of fakes, I keep it real.

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by way of making me an account on an online dating site. He then emailed me the account information and left. FML

#15308003
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31860) - you deserved it (3038)

On 03/14/2011 at 1:22pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by way of making me an account on an online dating site. He then emailed me the account information and left. FML

#15308003
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31860) - you deserved it (3038)

On 03/14/2011 at 1:22pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by way of making me an account on an online dating site. He then emailed me the account information and left. FML

#15308003
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31860) - you deserved it (3038)

On 03/14/2011 at 1:22pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend asked me to hold her purse while shopping. All of a sudden, a robber punched me in the face and took her purse. She started crying about her purse and told me to get off the ground because I was embarrassing her. FML

#15306672
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35019) - you deserved it (9327)

On 03/14/2011 at 10:44am - misc - by alex - United States

Today, I got arrested for shoplifting. I don't know what's worse, that I stole a one dollar bottle of chocolate milk, or that I didn't have the dollar to pay for it. FML

#15304512
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13547) - you deserved it (68753)

On 03/14/2011 at 3:32am - money - by kb10 -

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home, she even took the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

#15304136
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31545) - you deserved it (5114)

On 03/14/2011 at 2:53am - love - by Username -

Today, my dog started barking very aggressively. Thinking she'd started another gruesome fight with my older dog, I jumped up from the couch, spilling my coffee all over my laptop and dress, and knocked over a vase my grandmother gave me. She was barking at her own shadow. FML

#15298829
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25870) - you deserved it (12145)

On 03/13/2011 at 9:49pm - animals - by spaz (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to wait an hour in the awful rain for my mom to pick me up, because she didn't realize the clocks had gone forward already. FML

#15295862
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30392) - you deserved it (3772)

On 03/13/2011 at 5:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML

#15287588
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11335) - you deserved it (36680)

On 03/12/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

#15281187
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45223) - you deserved it (7690)

On 03/12/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

#15209845
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36658) - you deserved it (3311)

On 03/05/2011 at 8:42pm - health - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML

#15209845
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36658) - you deserved it (3311)

On 03/05/2011 at 8:42pm - health - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML

#15188063
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42964) - you deserved it (4873)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML

#15188063
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42964) - you deserved it (4873)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was getting ready for a date when I noticed a spot on my chin. To get rid of it, I applied my sister's spot cream rather than picking it off. Within minutes, my entire chin looked like a swollen tomato. FML

#15187189
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25693) - you deserved it (6502)

On 03/03/2011 at 4:18pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)



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