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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 January 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12194
  • Number of comments : 1363
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jess6blondie9 : In a world of fakes, I keep it real.

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Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

#16661318
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37292) - you deserved it (3532)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by ugh - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

#16661318
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37292) - you deserved it (3532)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by ugh - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML

#16661318
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37292) - you deserved it (3532)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by ugh - United States (Louisiana)

Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML

#16659246
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13970) - you deserved it (35799)

On 06/14/2011 at 10:23am - work - by patrickalamo - United States (Texas)

Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML

#16659246
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13970) - you deserved it (35799)

On 06/14/2011 at 10:23am - work - by patrickalamo - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

#16659008
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26513) - you deserved it (12549)

On 06/14/2011 at 9:56am - misc - by mimabee - United States (Indiana)

Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML

#16657137
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12246) - you deserved it (31708)

On 06/14/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by facepalm (woman) - United States

Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML

#16657137
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12246) - you deserved it (31708)

On 06/14/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by facepalm (woman) - United States

Today, I had to be the one to break it to my daughter that WWE fighting was staged. She began crying. However, last month she didn't shed a single tear at her grandmother's funeral. FML

#16655787
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36015) - you deserved it (5114)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:08am - kids - by mk (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML

#16654852
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29602) - you deserved it (3434)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:10am - misc - by chris - United States

Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML

#16650975
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9970) - you deserved it (49916)

On 06/13/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML

#16646185
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46616) - you deserved it (18190)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by secretpornstar - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML

#16646185
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46616) - you deserved it (18190)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by secretpornstar - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML

#16646185
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46616) - you deserved it (18190)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by secretpornstar - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML

#16646185
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46616) - you deserved it (18190)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by secretpornstar - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)



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