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jess6blondie9
  • Town/Country : America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 January 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 11042
  • Number of comments : 1363
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jess6blondie9 : In a world of fakes, I keep it real.

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Today, I went on a date, the first one I've been on since my last boyfriend broke up with me 6 months ago. We were in a restaurant, and at the end of meal he insisted on paying the bill. He wanted to leave a 15% tip but couldn't work out in his head how much to leave. The bill was for £100. FML

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On 03/16/2011 at 1:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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289 comments

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On 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by thisblows - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

#15336474
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39654) - you deserved it (6477)

On 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by thisblows - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

#15336474
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39654) - you deserved it (6477)

On 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by thisblows - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

#15336474
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39654) - you deserved it (6477)

On 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by thisblows - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

#15336474
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39654) - you deserved it (6477)

On 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by thisblows - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML

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On 03/16/2011 at 9:01am - work - by Almostfunny (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had a violent coughing fit while at the store, which caused a lady to think I was choking, grab me from behind and start doing the Heimlich maneuver incorrectly. She broke two of my ribs. FML

#15334781
284 comments

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On 03/16/2011 at 8:53am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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377 comments

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On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States

Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son had pooped in the school yard then gave the teacher a ziploc bag and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML

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On 03/15/2011 at 10:05pm - kids - by anonymous -

Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son had pooped in the school yard then gave the teacher a ziploc bag and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML

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On 03/15/2011 at 10:05pm - kids - by anonymous -

Today, I got a call from my long distance girlfriend. She's about a month pregnant. I haven't seen her in person for six months, but she still insists it's mine. I don't know which would be worse: her lying or her being that stupid. FML

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On 03/15/2011 at 11:50am - love - by notthedad (man) - China

Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML

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114 comments

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On 03/14/2011 at 3:52pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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257 comments

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On 03/14/2011 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

#15308745
257 comments

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On 03/14/2011 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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