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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12479
  • Number of comments : 1363
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jess6blondie9 : In a world of fakes, I keep it real.

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Today, I was putting red nail polish on my nails and put a newspaper on the table to make sure that it didn't spill. I later discovered the nail polish made the newspaper stick to the table. I scrubbed nail polish remover on it, thinking it would help but instead bleached the table. FML

#15841509
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11620) - you deserved it (35798)

On 04/18/2011 at 11:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I watched Free Willy with my daughter. Later on she decided to free her 6 pet mice into the house. FML

#15838713
121 comments

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On 04/18/2011 at 8:48pm - kids - by Jukka -

Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML

#15824008
148 comments

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On 04/17/2011 at 5:12pm - love - by dumped (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I got a postcard from my boyfriend who is on vacation in the Caribbean. He's breaking up with me. FML

#15824008
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34743) - you deserved it (3505)

On 04/17/2011 at 5:12pm - love - by dumped (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML

#15820031
736 comments

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On 04/17/2011 at 10:29am - health - by bumpyroad - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had an all day volleyball tournament in a town an hour away. My dad left early, not realizing he was my ride home. I'm now stranded in the middle of a rural town with no way home anytime soon. FML

#15811389
152 comments

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On 04/16/2011 at 6:56pm - misc - by Mahomie123 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

#15793796
62 comments

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On 04/15/2011 at 9:52am - misc - by levi Glasscock - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

#15793796
62 comments

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On 04/15/2011 at 9:52am - misc - by levi Glasscock - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML

#15793137
92 comments

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On 04/15/2011 at 7:47am - animals - by spiderwoman (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, my 15 year old daughter got kicked out of her cheerleading squad because she was overweight. I heard one of the cheerleaders say, "She must be overweight because her mom is." FML

#15792635
289 comments

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On 04/15/2011 at 5:30am - misc - by fatty:( - Australia

Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML

#15769893
174 comments

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On 04/13/2011 at 12:36pm - misc - by sophie - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML

#15769893
174 comments

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On 04/13/2011 at 12:36pm - misc - by sophie - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was watching TV and started freaking out thinking I forgot to tell my boyfriend happy anniversary. I wrote him a text and after it sent, I realized the date is mine and my ex's anniversary date. FML

#15766023
138 comments

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On 04/13/2011 at 2:15am - love - by Zebracat - United States

Today, I had my girlfriend drive me to go buy a motorcycle. I rode it 50 minutes home, got in the drive way, put the kick stand down, and then lost my balance and fell on the other side. I paid $3000 to drop it in the first hour and break the turn signal off. FML

#15755743
134 comments

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On 04/12/2011 at 1:45pm - misc - by scottskidee - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had my girlfriend drive me to go buy a motorcycle. I rode it 50 minutes home, got in the drive way, put the kick stand down, and then lost my balance and fell on the other side. I paid $3000 to drop it in the first hour and break the turn signal off. FML

#15755743
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19377) - you deserved it (20971)

On 04/12/2011 at 1:45pm - misc - by scottskidee - United States (Ohio)



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