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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 January 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12083
  • Number of comments : 1363
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jess6blondie9 : In a world of fakes, I keep it real.

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jess6blondie9's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80728) - you deserved it (6035)

On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23968) - you deserved it (51530)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23968) - you deserved it (51530)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23968) - you deserved it (51530)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23968) - you deserved it (51530)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

#15871718
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33107) - you deserved it (9474)

On 04/21/2011 at 9:55am - love - by Username -

Today, my boyfriend said to me, "You know how I know I love you? I don't want you to leave after we have sex." He thinks that's a compliment. FML

#15871654
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33124) - you deserved it (11523)

On 04/21/2011 at 9:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

#15867292
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29133) - you deserved it (11778)

On 04/20/2011 at 11:24pm - misc - by embarassed (woman) - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49852) - you deserved it (8079)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49852) - you deserved it (8079)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said "you know you can't wash and reuse these." FML

#15846641
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25822) - you deserved it (20516)

On 04/19/2011 at 12:19pm - misc - by killercow - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said "you know you can't wash and reuse these." FML

#15846641
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25822) - you deserved it (20516)

On 04/19/2011 at 12:19pm - misc - by killercow - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said "you know you can't wash and reuse these." FML

#15846641
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25822) - you deserved it (20516)

On 04/19/2011 at 12:19pm - misc - by killercow - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was putting red nail polish on my nails and put a newspaper on the table to make sure that it didn't spill. I later discovered the nail polish made the newspaper stick to the table. I scrubbed nail polish remover on it, thinking it would help but instead bleached the table. FML

#15841509
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11583) - you deserved it (35725)

On 04/18/2011 at 11:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was putting red nail polish on my nails and put a newspaper on the table to make sure that it didn't spill. I later discovered the nail polish made the newspaper stick to the table. I scrubbed nail polish remover on it, thinking it would help but instead bleached the table. FML

#15841509
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11583) - you deserved it (35725)

On 04/18/2011 at 11:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom



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