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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12607
  • Number of comments : 1363
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jess6blondie9 : In a world of fakes, I keep it real.

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Today, I was so lonely that I left the TV on fir company. The power went out. FML

#16703707
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32534) - you deserved it (5308)

On 06/16/2011 at 11:25pm - misc - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

2day my girlfriand smalt my panis aftar I got back from tha gym. Sha was making sura it didn't small lika latax. I can't avan go to tha gym without har thinking I'm chaating on har. FML

#16700863
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43294) - you deserved it (9380)

On 06/16/2011 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by evomadrid24 - United States (California)

2day my girlfriand smalt my panis aftar I got back from tha gym. Sha was making sura it didn't small lika latax. I can't avan go to tha gym without har thinking I'm chaating on har. FML

#16700863
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43294) - you deserved it (9380)

On 06/16/2011 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by evomadrid24 - United States (California)

Today, our new cat, which my mum was hesitant about letting us keep because she believe they're diseasd, gave us all ringworm. FML

#16694485
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26360) - you deserved it (12060)

On 06/16/2011 at 12:14pm - health - by catlover - China

Today , husband and I woka up to saa drunk mothar passad out on our couch. Sha was just waaring socks. FML

#16693416
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32967) - you deserved it (3201)

On 06/16/2011 at 10:24am - misc - by RedheadA (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, mah son invited his grlfriend over to our house just to break up with her. Then he asked me to drive her home. So I was then stuck in a car with a bawling teenage grl who lived over twenty minutes away. FML

#16692971
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38553) - you deserved it (5469)

On 06/16/2011 at 9:20am - kids - by Username - United States

Today, mah son invited his grlfriend over to our house just to break up with her. Then he asked me to drive her home. So I was then stuck in a car with a bawling teenage grl who lived over twenty minutes away. FML

#16692971
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38553) - you deserved it (5469)

On 06/16/2011 at 9:20am - kids - by Username - United States

Today, mah son invited his grlfriend over to our house just to break up with her. Then he asked me to drive her home. So I was then stuck in a car with a bawling teenage grl who lived over twenty minutes away. FML

#16692971
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38553) - you deserved it (5469)

On 06/16/2011 at 9:20am - kids - by Username - United States

Today, mah son invited his grlfriend over to our house just to break up with her. Then he asked me to drive her home. So I was then stuck in a car with a bawling teenage grl who lived over twenty minutes away. FML

#16692971
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38553) - you deserved it (5469)

On 06/16/2011 at 9:20am - kids - by Username - United States

Today, I went from a party where both of mah girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends an a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
501 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15153) - you deserved it (218178)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, My Husband Asked Me To Come See His Turd. After Saying No, He Said, ( What Kind Of Wife Are You? ) FML

#16687170
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32962) - you deserved it (9213)

On 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm - misc - by randomjulz - United States

Today, I missd my flight because I was held in arport security because I'd "threatend" an employee. He had confiscatd my eyelash curler and jokingly I askd if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML

#16685518
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35356) - you deserved it (8948)

On 06/15/2011 at 10:42pm - misc - by missy - United States (Alaska)

Today... I found out the medication my doctor gave me for depression are making me fat. My main reason for depression is an eating disorder. Now... I'm fat instead of just thinking I am. FML

#16683131
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34168) - you deserved it (5573)

On 06/15/2011 at 8:24pm - health - by DarkMaskDiva (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my son's homework was to write a story about wat he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on bieng unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning 4 a future as an unemployed bum.

#16676970
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34538) - you deserved it (7994)

On 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by Seriously (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my son's homework was to write a story about wat he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on bieng unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning 4 a future as an unemployed bum.

#16676970
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34538) - you deserved it (7994)

On 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by Seriously (woman) - United States (New York)



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