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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 August 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2756
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jennaleigh : Half Jedi, half wizard.

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Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

#341783
535 comments

I agree, your life sucks (501346) - you deserved it (34104)

On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while I was babysitting, the toddler was feeding me banana slices from her tray while I was cutting up clay for her to mold. It was all fine until she shoved something hard and crunchy into my mouth. I immediately spat it out into my hand. It was a dead cricket she found on the floor. FML

#331058
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60626) - you deserved it (9760)

On 03/14/2009 at 10:27pm - misc - by storyofmylife - United States

Today, my friends and I were drinking boba. On the side of the cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid choking on the Boba". I started to laugh at the ridiculousness of the label, and choked on the boba in a coughing fit. FML

#296354
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12979) - you deserved it (62821)

On 03/13/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

#287682
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (134842) - you deserved it (20210)

On 03/12/2009 at 6:08pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML

#283028
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (263957) - you deserved it (48299)

On 03/12/2009 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by sucks - United States

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

#278783
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52341) - you deserved it (98130)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty while moshing. I was inside that port-a-potty. FML

#231694
157 comments

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

#163689
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (333211) - you deserved it (28784)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML

#29434
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10319) - you deserved it (121037)

On 02/12/2009 at 1:00am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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