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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 2315
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About jenna_rae : I'm just a normal girl named Rae and I share my account with my friend Jenna.

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Today... mah neighbors got a rooster. fat FML

#15427360
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58089) - you deserved it (6296)

On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38496) - you deserved it (32099)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

TODAY, IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET MAH SON TO STOP PLAYING CALL OF DUTY, I THREW HIS XBOX CONTROLLER OUT THE WINDOW . HE WAS SO DESPERATE, HE FOLLOWD IT . HIS BEDROOM IS ON THE SECOND FLOOR . MY SON HAS 3 BROKEN RIBS, AND NO FUTURE . FML

#15405912
489 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34847) - you deserved it (48765)

On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out tat te sleazy guy I met wit a few days ago decided to move into ma ome town to "be closer" to me. I've already told im I'm not interested in im, but e still continues to ask me out. FML

#15402612
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31232) - you deserved it (6806)

On 03/20/2011 at 5:40pm - love - by krissy - United States (Texas)

Yesterday... mah parents thought it would be appropriate to tell mah girlfriend that I usd to stick mah penis looool in a sock puppet and talk to ithen I was younger. FML

#15401904
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46845) - you deserved it (9788)

On 03/20/2011 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by HotAsTits (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today , mah dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger or eating an apple!! He chose the apple!! FML

#15401896
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35002) - you deserved it (4350)

On 03/20/2011 at 4:29pm - animals - by mugged (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY I CALLED THE CAR REPAIR SHOP TO COMPLAIN TO THE MANAGER ABOUT THERE TOW DRIVERHO KEEPS MAKING SEXUAL PASSES AT ME . THE GIRL TAKING MAH CALL STARTED CRYING AND SAID THAT THERE DRIVER WAS HER HUSBAND . I'M BEING SEXUALLY HARASSED MAH CAR IS DEAD AND I THINK I JUST ENDED A MARRIAGE . FML

#15399949
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46283) - you deserved it (3859)

On 03/20/2011 at 1:42pm - misc - by WhyMe (woman) - United States (Indiana)

TODAY I CALLED THE CAR REPAIR SHOP TO COMPLAIN TO THE MANAGER ABOUT THERE TOW DRIVERHO KEEPS MAKING SEXUAL PASSES AT ME . THE GIRL TAKING MAH CALL STARTED CRYING AND SAID THAT THERE DRIVER WAS HER HUSBAND . I'M BEING SEXUALLY HARASSED MAH CAR IS DEAD AND I THINK I JUST ENDED A MARRIAGE . FML

#15399949
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46283) - you deserved it (3859)

On 03/20/2011 at 1:42pm - misc - by WhyMe (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today..!! My Son Was On Facebook While He Was Supposed To Be Studying!! He Called Me A Liar An Accused Me Of Making Up Excuses To Chew Him Out!! How Do I Know He Was Online? He Liked An Commented On A Video I Posted!! My Son Is A Dumbass!! FML

#15398872
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46950) - you deserved it (8192)

On 03/20/2011 at 12:10pm - kids - by parenting_failure (man) - Sent from mobile version

Taday at the age of 16, I'm recovering from hip surgery. My friend took me out to the movie to cheer me up. They thought it would be hilariou to steal mah crutche an leave me stranded an alone in the mall, multiple times. It wasn't. mega FML

#15398153
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41370) - you deserved it (3723)

On 03/20/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by crutchy (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today My Expensive Multi-feature Water Proof Watc Was Destroyed... By Water. FML

#15355346
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35444) - you deserved it (6545)

On 03/17/2011 at 6:39pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, I Was Excited To Have A Window Seat On My Three Hour Flight To New York. When I Got To My Row, I Noticed The Screaming Newborn Occupying The Seat In Front Of Me, And A Pair Of Toddlers Behind Me. I Then Looked To My Seat To Fine I Have No Window. Mega FML

#15351755
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30881) - you deserved it (3361)

On 03/17/2011 at 12:56pm - misc - by lalalalalala - United States (Texas)

Today I put signs up in the lifts at work with my name an desk phone number as the contact in looool case the lifts break down. I work in IT so there r hundreds of men in the building. Someone has already drawn a very wonky heret next to my name. FML

#15349045
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18885) - you deserved it (4838)

On 03/17/2011 at 6:00am - work - by Peppermint (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today , I emaild my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However , I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume , creatd 4 an English class project. Some of my former jobs includd bieng a certifid gangster , as well as the former president of Canada. FML

#15334821
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16297) - you deserved it (48165)

On 03/16/2011 at 9:01am - work - by Almostfunny (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I sowed my colleague ow I could switc on my webcam at ome from te office . Tat's ow we all found out my wife is ceating on me looool . FML

#15309756
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109828) - you deserved it (6570) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France



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