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Today, I figured out why my name is Ashley. In order to tell my older sister about getting a new little sister, my parents thought it would be a good idea to make her imaginary friend "Ashley" real. FML
by Anonymous / 12/18/2010 at 4:03am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by Lifes_a_bust / 08/08/2010 at 12:22pm / United States (Indiana) / Animals
Today, I came home from vacation to discover that one of my friends had broken into my house, painted my room a hideous color, ruined my hardwood floors with the paint, and left huge mess for me to clean. When I confronted her about it, she called me ungrateful. Everyone I know agrees with her. FML
by annoyed / 07/29/2010 at 4:02am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, a customer came in who only spoke Spanish. I speak Spanish rather well so I helped the customer. She ended up buying $2300 worth of stuff. I got written up because not speaking English apparently "has the potential be offensive to other customers if they are not able to understand you". FML
by Anonymous / 09/04/2009 at 12:31am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
Today, at work, a woman came up to the counter and asked if we made sweet and sour chicken. Before I could answer, she told me a really long recipe and said "I expect to see this on the menu next time I come in, or I will complain to the manager about your lousy work ethic". I work at Starbucks. FML
by Barista / 07/05/2009 at 1:21am / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML
by Al / 06/22/2009 at 12:11am / United States (Nevada) / Kids
by #201 / 02/05/2009 at 8:23am / United States (Florida) / Animals
- Today, I took off my engagement ring to shower (or so I think) because it's too big, considering we… Today, I decided it would be sexy and spice up my marriage to give myself a Brazilian wax. Although… Today, I went to walk in my front door. In the span of 2 seconds, my phone in my hand slammed into…