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Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

#18936748
208 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm - misc - by Come on - United States

Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML

#18906599
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6641) - you deserved it (24250)

On 01/25/2012 at 10:54am - health - by lol - Canada (Alberta)

Today, it's "family fun night." We're pulling weeds. FML

#18894486
85 comments

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On 01/23/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by Suzie Leone (woman) - United States

Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML

#18894125
112 comments

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On 01/23/2012 at 9:47pm - work - by moe472 (man) - United States

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

#18892690
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On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I got was a coupon for a couples acupuncture session from my sister. I'm single and have an extreme fear of needles. FML

#18886629
91 comments

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On 01/23/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by michellenKG (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML

#18814667
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24136) - you deserved it (3118) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

Today, I had a band concert and my mum got kicked out. She screamed "BORING!" in the middle of it. FML

#18803837
109 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 8:34am - misc - by katie876 (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
524 comments

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On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML

Today, I found out that when my mom says she's going to kick me in the head to wake me up for an important interview, she actually means it. FML

#18763493
98 comments

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On 01/10/2012 at 1:04am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML

#18728006
398 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML

#18715700
147 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by awesome - United States (Maryland)

Today, I won a lifetime supply of pineapples. One problem, I'm allergic to pineapples. FML

#18713489
284 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 3:09am - health - by dusk - United States (Colorado)

Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML

#18713079
107 comments

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On 01/05/2012 at 1:58am - misc - by Kyle - United States



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