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Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML
by Come on / 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by lol / 01/25/2012 at 10:54am / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by Suzie Leone / 01/23/2012 at 10:21pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by moe472 / 01/23/2012 at 9:47pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by michellenKG / 01/23/2012 at 12:05am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML
by katie876 / 01/14/2012 at 8:34am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Nate / 01/12/2012 at 12:36am / United States / Love
by bobbeta30 / 01/11/2012 at 11:33am / United States (New York) / Money
by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 1:04am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm / United States / Work
by awesome / 01/05/2012 at 12:13pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by dusk / 01/05/2012 at 3:09am / United States (Colorado) / Health
by Kyle / 01/05/2012 at 1:58am / United States / Miscellaneous
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