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Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

#19233379
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On 03/07/2012 at 2:25pm - misc - by sad face - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML

#19233379
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27081) - you deserved it (28007)

On 03/07/2012 at 2:25pm - misc - by sad face - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, "Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable." The entire room burst into laughter. FML

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On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States

Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML

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On 02/28/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by poop - United States

Today, I was eating a meatball sub when a meatball fell out and rolled into my hair and all down my shirt. I couldn't find the missing meatball anywhere. I found it later, in my handbag. FML

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On 02/28/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by malloreigh (woman) - Australia

Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML

#19171997
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On 02/26/2012 at 11:58pm - misc - by Confused - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML

#19171997
88 comments

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On 02/26/2012 at 11:58pm - misc - by Confused - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

#19144925
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On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

#19144925
200 comments

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On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

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280 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, I found out that my desk is perfectly placed so that my boss can shoot me with a Nerf gun from his office. FML

#19118212
180 comments

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On 02/19/2012 at 9:42pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

#19090033
77 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 10:59pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

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175 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - misc - by sharpie2792 - United States

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

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251 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 10:32am - love - by crazytown62 - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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124 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)



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