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Today, I had a presentation in French class. I was so nervous, the first thing I said when I got up there was, "Hola." FML

#20193303
115 comments

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On 12/06/2012 at 12:35am - work - by SpanishInFrenchClass (woman) - United States

Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML

#19726034
135 comments

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On 06/03/2012 at 10:47am - health - by Monkey253100 - France

Today, I watched a movie with my little sister. I couldn't understand a word that was said during one scene, but I figured it was in some kind of made-up language. When I commented on it later, she called me a moron and said it was Spanish. FML

#19657382
146 comments

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On 05/21/2012 at 2:42pm - kids - by sickdisney (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in the hospital with rib injuries after being rear-ended by a truck. The doc said, "Well, you'll probably feel like you've been hit by a truck for a while." Everyone laughed, except me. When I said he was being insensitive, he replied, "Calm down, I'm just ribbing you." FML

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187 comments

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On 05/16/2012 at 6:29pm - health - by ...... (man) - United States

Today, I got tasered by a cop. It was his second day on the job. My crime? Sneezing during a sobriety test. FML

#19576269
118 comments

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On 05/05/2012 at 7:44am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I sarcastically pointed out a book to my mom, titled "Living Successfully With Screwed Up People." She already has it. FML

#19568451
55 comments

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On 05/03/2012 at 1:45pm - misc - by screwedupkid -

Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML

#19557716
123 comments

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On 05/01/2012 at 9:58am - work - by Nice (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my brother and I were shoveling mulch. He pushed me in and then ran away, laughing hysterically. I was stuck in the mulch, and no one would help. I was literally in deep shit. FML

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98 comments

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On 04/25/2012 at 7:08pm - misc - by horselover7766 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out I have a kidney infection. Now I'm forced to drink at least 4 glasses of water before going to bed. I also have to be woken up every two hours to be told to, "GO PEE BEFORE YOU DIE!" by my mother. FML

#19520981
113 comments

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On 04/24/2012 at 7:50am - health - by hottygirl905 - United States (Florida)

Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

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224 comments

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On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

#19420355
164 comments

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On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)

Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML

#19286997
95 comments

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On 03/16/2012 at 2:02am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML

#19269452
148 comments

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On 03/13/2012 at 2:12am - misc - by Rynne S. - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML

#19245135
148 comments

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On 03/09/2012 at 11:55am - misc - by h4rdy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML

#19235270
168 comments

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On 03/07/2012 at 8:08pm - work - by Janitor (woman) - United States (Utah)



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