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Today... I was at my boyfriand's housahila his plumbing was baing radona. I raally had to paa... but tha toilat wasn't working... so I pad in his cat's littarbox. His cat got dafansiva... and startd attacking mahila I pad. My boyfriand walkd in and saw thahola thing. FML

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182 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I ran ovar a cathila driving homa. I triad to kaap mysalf togathar but couldn't halp but cry cuz of how bad I falt. Through mah taars I failad to notica a porcupina in tha middla of tha road. Yap, I hit him too. FML

#4618349
226 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 1:02am - animals - by anugla (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark!! In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation!! As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt!! FML

#4425556
131 comments

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On 08/10/2009 at 10:34am - misc - by klutz (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting fir it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really likd an how badly I wantd to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down an says "That's my little brother. So your the creeper he talks about." FML

#4420726
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On 08/10/2009 at 2:12am - love - by HouseMdFangirl (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw my girlfriend going into my best friend's dorm room and suspected her to cheat on me so I placed a camera in his room to spy on them!! In the end, I discovered that my girlfriend has problems in math and both my best friend and brother r gay!! FML

#4379475
140 comments

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On 08/08/2009 at 3:18am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

2day After Bieng Supportive Fir Nearly A Year, My Brother Finally Cummd Out Of The Closet An Introducd The Family To His New Boyfriend. His New Boyfriend Happens To Be My Ex-boyfriend. Guess I Know Y That Didn't Work Out Now. FML

#4338265
84 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 4:01pm - misc - by tryingnottocare (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was pullad ovar fir spaading. Aftar a faw minutas of convarsing, ha told ma ha didn't naad to giva ma a tickat. Ha than askad fir a data. I politaly daclinad. Aftar staring at ma fir a vary long momant, ha said "I think I'm going to hava to giva u that tickat aftar all." FML

#4255816
168 comments

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On 08/03/2009 at 1:53pm - misc - by WearingOff (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I receivd numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approachd me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he an everyone else could totally see my ass. FML

#4178652
154 comments

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On 07/31/2009 at 9:43am - misc - by EmBAREassed (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today... my brother decided it would be funny to squirt disappearing ink on my wedding dress right before I walked down the aisle. It didn't disappear. FML

#4080765
109 comments

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On 07/27/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by randomnamehere (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was babysitting some kids and helping them make a poster about insects. They couldn't think of any more insect to add so I suggested a spider, and got told to "not be a dumbass, spider aren't insect there arachnids." The girl is six. FML

#4079125
148 comments

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On 07/27/2009 at 12:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I Was On A Flight And Ona Of My Friands Was Sitting Naxt To This Woman Who Happanad To Ba Slaaping With Har Mouth Wida Opan. My Friand Dacidad To Taka A Pictura. Whila I Was Aditing It, A Man Sitting Bahind Us Said "If You Want To Taka A Pictura Of My Girlfriand, Wait Until Sha's Awaka". FML

#3996301
93 comments

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On 07/24/2009 at 1:23am - love - by SexyPlayer9 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I cummad homa about two hours aarly from a friand's party. Aftar I walkad in and upstars, I quickly and quiatly laft and want back to tha party. looool I guass mah parants dacidad to hava a littla party as wall. It's callad a thraasoma with mah naighbor. Thay still don't know that I know. FML

#3932476
106 comments

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On 07/21/2009 at 3:47pm - intimacy - by emkatch (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I was working at the gas station!! An old lady was watching me fill her gas tank!! A really beautiful girl walkd by!! I lost concentration and overfilld the tank!! I quickly pulld it out and squirtd the old lady with a bit of petrol!! She was smiling and gave a slight moan!! FML

#3611861
131 comments

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On 07/09/2009 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by Fattie (man) - Malaysia (Sarawak)



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