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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Mobility

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  • Up and coming moderator

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    600%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    100%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

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    59%
  • YDI Master

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  • 50 favorites

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    200%
  • 50 quality comments

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    26%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    15%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    21%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Jeff_chen's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that what I thought could be a life-threatening issue causing me chest pains was only because I over-obsessed about it. Now not only do I have social anxiety, but I get so anxious I can create fake illnesses. FML

By daybyday / Tuesday 22 November 2011 08:08 / Australia

Today, my dad came to confiscate my phone. I stuck it in between my boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, your breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML

By G / Saturday 8 October 2011 17:03 / United States

Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML

By bdjsbskl / Friday 7 October 2011 05:55 / Canada

Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 18 January 2012 11:30 / Australia

Today, I switched from pads to tampons. It took me several botched attempts trying insert one before I succeeded, and now I feel like I've just raped myself. FML

By lolwut / Sunday 15 January 2012 18:17 / United States