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Today, while at the grocery store an elderly woman farted very loudly next to me. Everyone in the aisle looked our way. The woman pointed at me, and left the aisle. I received many disgusted looks from children and their parents. FML

#17555349
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29183) - you deserved it (2500)

On 08/23/2011 at 3:14am - misc - by kykynevs - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a mild allergic reaction from eating pasta salad. I told my mom that I might be allergic to the parsley, since it was the only ingredient that I don't eat often. She made me eat a sprig of it to "make sure." Now my face is covered in hives. FML

#17552351
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29013) - you deserved it (4015)

On 08/22/2011 at 10:17pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML

#17547713
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28385) - you deserved it (2884)

On 08/22/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by rene - United States (Texas)

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML

#17448380
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25908) - you deserved it (2536)

On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

#17362826
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44054) - you deserved it (2965)

On 08/04/2011 at 1:44am - animals - by SydIsPrettyCool - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML

#17267677
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29110) - you deserved it (17668)

On 07/26/2011 at 1:07pm - misc - by frankkathy - United States (Texas)

Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML

#17233163
207 comments

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On 07/23/2011 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

#17109341
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30968) - you deserved it (5239)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

#17080549
528 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20278) - you deserved it (52297)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, while riding a roller coaster I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour. As if that didn't hurt enough it somehow managed to survive and fell down my shirt. It crawled around and bit me a few times before the ride ended. FML

#16956758
170 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 1:25am - animals - by jreed509 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

#16947329
236 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 10:06am - love - by fthislyfe (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob for as long as he liked. FML

#16939716
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35670) - you deserved it (9823)

On 07/01/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by NYMTS - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML

#16879912
556 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 10:56am - intimacy - by footfood (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML

#16793164
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48615) - you deserved it (3414)

On 06/22/2011 at 1:35am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML

#16591956
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31262) - you deserved it (12090)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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