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jd_superjive
  • Town/Country : Dayton, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 June 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 3173
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on their horn outside my apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was my car. The horn was shortcircuting. All my neighbors stood on their porch laughing as I repeatedly punched my steering wheel to make it stop. FML

#6252858
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19792) - you deserved it (3158)

On 11/11/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by carsuck (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

#6243414
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27040) - you deserved it (1681)

On 11/10/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found out that my friend uses pictures of me to motivate her to work out. They are accompanied by sayings such as "you don't want to turn out like this." FML

#6222745
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26267) - you deserved it (4548)

On 11/09/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML

#6221127
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25595) - you deserved it (2237)

On 11/08/2009 at 11:13pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML

#6217928
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32542) - you deserved it (1631)

On 11/08/2009 at 8:27pm - love - by toughlove (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML

#6210144
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69687) - you deserved it (5462)

On 11/08/2009 at 10:39am - love - by homewrecker - United States

Today, I received the newspaper from my hometown. My ex-husband's wedding announcement and picture were on the front page. His new wife has the same first name as me. All my Facebook friends from high school commented on how much weight I've lost and how good I look in my wedding photo. FML

#6021745
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34717) - you deserved it (2793)

On 10/27/2009 at 9:32am - misc - by WasFeelingGood (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was walking in the park when I was hit on the shin by a red ball. I was confused, until it was followed by an enormous German Shepherd dog going at top speed. FML

#6005928
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26376) - you deserved it (2102)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:24pm - health - by Lizofsmeg (woman) - United Kingdom (Brent)

Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML

#5993337
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40338) - you deserved it (3252)

On 10/25/2009 at 4:48pm - love - by Kin (man) - United States (California)

Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML

#5993337
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40338) - you deserved it (3252)

On 10/25/2009 at 4:48pm - love - by Kin (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML

#5923458
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20889) - you deserved it (8404)

On 10/21/2009 at 12:07am - love - by wtfrelationship (man) - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming "I meant it!" FML

#5902107
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27569) - you deserved it (7212)

On 10/19/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML

#5896023
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10135) - you deserved it (28850)

On 10/19/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by loser (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML

#5775880
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41816) - you deserved it (3071)

On 10/11/2009 at 1:21pm - misc - by cbarebo (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, as I was walking home, three burly men suddenly began to approach me. Thinking they were going to mug me, I reached for my pocketknife and said "Stay away, I have a knife." Turns out they just wanted directions to an ice cream shop for their daughters, who were now bawling their eyes out. FML

#5306318
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10348) - you deserved it (46723)

On 09/17/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by almostmugged (man) - United States (Illinois)



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