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Jd_superjive's favorite FMLs

Today, I dropped my camera down 4 flights of circular stairs from the top of a lighthouse. Everything worked, it just had a few dents. Then, as I went to put it in my pocket, I missed. It fell 3 feet and hit the floor. Now it won't turn on. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 4 December 2009 23:43 / United States

Today, my very traditional grandmother has decided it's time for me to get married to Kevin. She's called half the town and informed them of the good news. I'm 17. I've never met Kevin. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 3 December 2009 09:47 / Canada

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking his southern accent. FML

By wooed - / Thursday 3 December 2009 03:15 / United States

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 16 November 2009 00:52 / Canada

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

By mocass’1 - / Monday 13 October 2008 08:19 / France