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Today, I dropped my camera down 4 flights of circular stairs from the top of a lighthouse. Everything worked, it just had a few dents. Then, as I went to put it in my pocket, I missed. It fell 3 feet and hit the floor. Now it won't turn on. FML
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On 12/04/2009 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, my very traditional grandmother has decided it's time for me to get married to Kevin. She's called half the town and informed them of the good news. I'm 17. I've never met Kevin. FML
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On 12/03/2009 at 4:47am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking his southern accent. FML
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On 12/02/2009 at 10:15pm - love - by wooed (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, while I was in confession, I was saying my sins and the priest called me a "pain in the ass." FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by ? - United States
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
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On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
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On 11/23/2009 at 4:11pm - love - by TheGirl (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my car crashed, the only refuge was at a nearby house, of which the inhabitant of the house was a crazy psycho. Now replace "crazy psycho" with "crazy ex-girlfriend who won't help you unless you compose a poem about how much you love her." FML
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On 11/23/2009 at 11:40am - love - by worsethanzombies (man) - Spain (Madrid)
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
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On 11/15/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon". FML
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On 11/15/2009 at 6:16pm - misc - by Smashed (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I noticed that in my cover letter I wrote "I also have an eye.", instead of "I also have an eye for details.", and I have been sending it out for the past few weeks. No wonder I haven't gotten any replies. FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 11:52am - work - by crazylobster (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 10:07pm - love - by JJ (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 10:53am - misc - by teepee - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)
Today, I was putting my contacts in when my daughter decided to jump on me from behind to scare me, causing me to poke myself in the eye. I'm now wearing an eye patch due to a scratched cornea while my daughter is singing some song titled "You are a pirate". FML
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On 11/13/2009 at 5:06am - kids - by dessaye (man) - Singapore
Today, I auditioned for a part and made it because the director thought I would be "perfect" for the part and I was "just like the character in every way." The part is for a schizophrenic drug addict who everyone hates and is stabbed to death in the second scene. FML
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On 11/12/2009 at 4:37pm - work - by Falafax (man) - United States
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