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jbean209

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 July 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 932
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jbean209 : they call me jelly and i like it ... also im an internet troll half dah timr but im really a depressed kid on the inside :-(

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jbean209's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

by ohmygoodness / 03/02/2009 at 4:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

by EpicFail / 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals

Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML

by Noname / 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm / United States (Alabama) / Animals