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jbean209
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 July 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 67
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jbean209 : they call me jelly and i like it ... also im an internet troll half dah timr but im really a depressed kid on the inside :-(

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (177995) - you deserved it (61464)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28010) - you deserved it (10665)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat while at the dinner table. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22041) - you deserved it (2867)

On 10/26/2008 at 5:20pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Alabama)



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