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jaug1337
  • Town/Country : Hellerup, Denmark
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 November 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 273
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About jaug1337 : I like phun

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Today, I met my mom's new business partner for the first time. I shook his hand, and introduced myself as "Lisa's daughter". I'm a guy. FML

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On 03/12/2014 at 6:23pm - work - by CurtisWogan (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year olds do at midnight? FML

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On 08/22/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by urmommmm (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was standing by the bed naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door and walks over to me, swinging her hips, wearing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, and uses my 'junk' to catch herself. FML

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On 07/22/2009 at 10:12am - intimacy - by Gordon (man) - United States (Kansas)



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