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  • Number of visits : 857
  • Number of comments : 137
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About japtap81 : It's time to update because I'm taken and I'm not interested in talking on another app where it can get more personal. I'm faithful to my man.

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Today, my girlfriend was going down on me, when I heard my dog start growling. He must have thought my girlfriend was hurting me, because out of nowhere and before I could do anything, he attacked her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29917) - you deserved it (5064)

On 01/22/2011 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by ohsnap (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25269) - you deserved it (3871)

On 01/22/2011 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML


I agree, your life sucks (8218) - you deserved it (19972)

On 01/19/2011 at 10:59pm - work - by OverWorked1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML


I agree, your life sucks (33847) - you deserved it (7622)

On 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40039) - you deserved it (26533) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15651) - you deserved it (75296)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)

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