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japtap81
  • Town/Country : youngstown, usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 429
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

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Today, my girlfriend was going down on me, when I heard my dog start growling. He must have thought my girlfriend was hurting me, because out of nowhere and before I could do anything, he attacked her. FML

#14675565
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24618) - you deserved it (4571)

On 01/22/2011 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by ohsnap (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

#14674981
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19966) - you deserved it (3035)

On 01/22/2011 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML

#14644805
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6314) - you deserved it (13866)

On 01/19/2011 at 10:59pm - work - by OverWorked1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML

#14644616
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27540) - you deserved it (6169)

On 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32935) - you deserved it (21132) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

#14583340
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12705) - you deserved it (66483)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)



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