Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

japtap81

Offline (the 04/17/2015 at 8:30pm) | Search for a member

japtap81

0Fucked!

japtap81japtap81
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1108
  • Number of comments : 160
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About japtap81 : Blah

japtap81's page activity

Visits<b>Ghilliebro</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 12:29pm<b>LyonDetreny</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 3:36am<b>Cads1</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 8:43pm<b>Agua2</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 11:58pm<b>happysmile987</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 3:04pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 7:28pm<b>LoganP</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 7:34pm<b>swarm20</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 3:38pm<b>bingo__O</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 10:10am<b>cocainewhore</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 2:48am<b>Wabbajack789</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 1:48am<b>smeegle</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 7:23pm<b>dudefromasia</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 11:24am<b>ZiggysMommy512</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 10:18am<b>j_portal</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 9:54am<b>grumpytanya</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 8:18am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 7:44am<b>DazeCat</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 6:12am

japtap81's FML badges

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.

See all of japtap81's badges

japtap81's favorite FMLs

Today, one week after my girlfriend berated me for not being invested enough in our relationship, I proposed to her. Her answer? "I meant give me an orgasm, not a ring!" FML

#14699033
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33146) - you deserved it (9428)

On 01/24/2011 at 4:00pm - intimacy - by Limalia (man) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me, when I heard my dog start growling. He must have thought my girlfriend was hurting me, because out of nowhere and before I could do anything, he attacked her. FML

#14675565
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30174) - you deserved it (5084)

On 01/22/2011 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by ohsnap (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

#14674981
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26833) - you deserved it (4035)

On 01/22/2011 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML

#14644805
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8961) - you deserved it (21528)

On 01/19/2011 at 10:59pm - work - by OverWorked1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML

#14644616
369 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35507) - you deserved it (7817)

On 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40963) - you deserved it (26906) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

#14583340
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16314) - you deserved it (77343)

On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)



FML's blog

  • FML's Question Time #2 : School
  • We tried this before and it went pretty well, so here's another blog section for everyone to have give their opinion on a popular but controversial subject. OK, we're not debating a…

Thursday 23 April 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: