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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 March 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1613
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ireply_w_lyrics : humm...
you may call me doug

Niftylicious is my lil bro

My fave songs are:
Risk (Paul Brandt) **Used
Mud on the Tires (Brad Paisley)
Swing Life Away (Rise Against)
Savior (Rise Against) **Used

P.S. I take requests. Send me the name of the song and the artist, as well as the general theme of the song.

Risk- By Paul Brandt
The meaning is a given. 'Tis about taking risks.

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Today, I switched from a pediatrician to an adult doctor. The guy was really persistant about a few personal questions. Then he brought my parents in the room and told them that I have an abnormally small penis and what remedies he knows of to fix it. FML


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On 09/08/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by dude5028 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my 5th birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML


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On 09/06/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Ex-girlfried (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML


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On 09/06/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by HeShe (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, knowing that the girl I broke up with last night goes crazy after breakups, I threw away my hair products, thinking she switched them with Nair. She didn't... but she did use the key I keep under a flowerpot to take all of my clothes and burn them on my lawn while I was at work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42539) - you deserved it (8644)

On 09/05/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML


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On 09/04/2009 at 1:36pm - misc - by akward (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML


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On 09/04/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by 1ndustrytx (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42431) - you deserved it (18291)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by boytoy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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