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About ireply_w_lyrics : humm...
you may call me doug
Niftylicious is my lil bro
My fave songs are:
Risk (Paul Brandt) **Used
Mud on the Tires (Brad Paisley)
Swing Life Away (Rise Against)
Savior (Rise Against) **Used
P.S. I take requests. Send me the name of the song and the artist, as well as the general theme of the song.
Risk- By Paul Brandt
The meaning is a given. 'Tis about taking risks.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I switchd from a pediatrician to an adult doctor. The guy was really persistant about a few personal questions. Then he brought mah parents in the room and told them that I have an abnormally small penis andhat remedies he knows of to fix it. FML
Today, mah girlfriand's family cummad ovar and I thought it would ba fun to watch old family vidaos of whan I was a kid. A faw minutas into mah 5th birthday party, I axcusad mysalf and want to grab soma snacks fir avaryona. I raturnad to raaliza I had racordad porn ovar mah family vidaos. fat FML
Today, knowing that the girl I broke up with last night goes crazy after breakups, I threw away hair products, thinking she switchd them with Nair. She didn't... but she did use the key I keep under a flowerpot to take all of clothes an burn them on lawnhile I was at work. FML
2day I went out with my family an boyfriend fir dinner . We were all having a good time , an suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee , take out an engagement ring , an say "I choose you , Pikachu," with a straight face . He was serious . FML
Today, I Began Mah Job As An Intern At A High School. I Saw One Of The Students Looked Very Familiar, And I Couldn't Remember From Where. Then I Figured It Out, I Had Hooked Up With Him At A Club Last Week. He's A Junior In High School, I'm In Mah Last Year Of College. FML
TODAY, I WENT TO MY SCHOOL TO TAKE MY YEREBOOK PICTURE. I WAS WEREING A SHRT THAT SAID ANALOG ON THE FRONT. WHEN I BENT IN TO TAKE THE PICTURE, PART OF MY SHRT OVERLAPPED ITSELF. NOW I'M KNOWN AS THE ANAL KID IN THE YEREBOOK. FML
Friday 27 March 2015