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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 March 1993 (22 years)
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About ireply_w_lyrics : humm...
you may call me doug

Niftylicious is my lil bro

My fave songs are:
Risk (Paul Brandt) **Used
Mud on the Tires (Brad Paisley)
Swing Life Away (Rise Against)
Savior (Rise Against) **Used

P.S. I take requests. Send me the name of the song and the artist, as well as the general theme of the song.

Eg
Risk- By Paul Brandt
The meaning is a given. 'Tis about taking risks.

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Today, I switchd from a pediatrician to an adult doctor. The guy was really persistant about a few personal questions. Then he brought mah parents in the room and told them that I have an abnormally small penis andhat remedies he knows of to fix it. FML

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On 09/08/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by dude5028 - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah girlfriand's family cummad ovar and I thought it would ba fun to watch old family vidaos of whan I was a kid. A faw minutas into mah 5th birthday party, I axcusad mysalf and want to grab soma snacks fir avaryona. I raturnad to raaliza I had racordad porn ovar mah family vidaos. fat FML

#5087899
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7808) - you deserved it (61768)

On 09/06/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Ex-girlfried (man) - United States (Utah)

Yesterday, I got my renewd driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML

#5081396
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45223) - you deserved it (3510)

On 09/06/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by HeShe (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, knowing that the girl I broke up with last night goes crazy after breakups, I threw away hair products, thinking she switchd them with Nair. She didn't... but she did use the key I keep under a flowerpot to take all of clothes an burn them on lawnhile I was at work. FML

#5066785
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38745) - you deserved it (8066)

On 09/05/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I Began Mah Job As An Intern At A High School. I Saw One Of The Students Looked Very Familiar, And I Couldn't Remember From Where. Then I Figured It Out, I Had Hooked Up With Him At A Club Last Week. He's A Junior In High School, I'm In Mah Last Year Of College. FML

#5041088
120 comments

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On 09/04/2009 at 1:36pm - misc - by akward (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through roof. FML

#5040554
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43751) - you deserved it (1915)

On 09/04/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by 1ndustrytx (man) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I WENT TO MY SCHOOL TO TAKE MY YEREBOOK PICTURE. I WAS WEREING A SHRT THAT SAID ANALOG ON THE FRONT. WHEN I BENT IN TO TAKE THE PICTURE, PART OF MY SHRT OVERLAPPED ITSELF. NOW I'M KNOWN AS THE ANAL KID IN THE YEREBOOK. FML

#5002532
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39845) - you deserved it (17379)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by boytoy (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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