About intothecrypt : So, I don't even know. But I'm Kyle. I'm just a kid in Canada, fuckin shit up. Native American, crazed goon. I skateboard, I fight, I'm 15, I play Xbox but no xbox live. I smoke weed, sell weed, rob little faggots. Freshman but my goons run the school, my family runs the streets. Good taste in music (MeTaL), I'll keep up a conversation, and I'll stand up for anything. And undoubtably I'll piss off many of you. If you can look past this nonsense & just laugh, good job.
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Today, I had shelves installed using a builder who came highly recommended by my co-worker. Turns out the builder is her friend, who has no actual qualifications or experience as a builder, but 'it's his dream'. I now have a gaping hole in my kitchen where the shelves should be. FML
by neveragain89 / 01/05/2012 at 7:37pm / Australia / Miscellaneous
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by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
by jku / 01/02/2012 at 8:18am / United States (Montana) / Miscellaneous
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by yourebeautiful / 12/31/2011 at 3:37pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML
by Anonymous / 11/18/2011 at 6:17am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead. FML
by driver / 01/06/2010 at 9:55am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
by SummerGirl0009 / 08/23/2009 at 6:24pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Dulieu / 02/09/2009 at 7:41pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Love
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