About intothecrypt : So, I don't even know. But I'm Kyle. I'm just a kid in Canada, fuckin shit up. Native American, crazed goon. I skateboard, I fight, I'm 15, I play Xbox but no xbox live. I smoke weed, sell weed, rob little faggots. Freshman but my goons run the school, my family runs the streets. Good taste in music (MeTaL), I'll keep up a conversation, and I'll stand up for anything. And undoubtably I'll piss off many of you. If you can look past this nonsense & just laugh, good job.
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Today, I had shelves installed using a builder who came highly recommended by my co-worker. Turns out the builder is her friend, who has no actual qualifications or experience as a builder, but 'it's his dream'. I now have a gaping hole in my kitchen where the shelves should be. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 7:37pm - misc - by neveragain89 (woman) - Australia
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
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On 01/04/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML
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On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend over for dinner. I realize now why she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML
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On 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML
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On 01/02/2012 at 8:18am - misc - by jku (man) - United States (Montana)
Today, the last few seconds of my 2011 was spent staring at my drunk, naked uncle pouring olive oil over himself and rubbing it in. FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 1:18am - misc - by Scarred4Life - United States (Maryland)
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
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On 12/31/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by yourebeautiful - United States
Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML
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On 11/18/2011 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML
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On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead. FML
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On 01/06/2010 at 9:55am - misc - by driver (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
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On 08/23/2009 at 6:24pm - misc - by SummerGirl0009 (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
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On 02/09/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Dulieu (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
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