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About ilovesarcasm : 34, Pagan Witch, married, two cats. Freak. Cannot stand bad grammar, poor diction, nor outright idiocy. It doesn't mean I'll comment on it though. Natural selection will prevail, be patient young ones. I like almonds. Sarcastic as hell, thus my username. Most of the time I'm kidding. I like big butts, I cannot lie. Horribly indecent sense of humor. I like to read. Movie dork. It's okay to message me, but I may bite and it'll take me awhile to get back to you. I like oatmeal. Meow.
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Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML
Friday 7 March 2014