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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 798
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ilovesarcasm : 36, Pagan Witch, married, two cats. Super Freak. Cannot stand bad grammar, poor diction, nor outright idiocy. It doesn't mean I'll comment on it though. Natural selection will prevail, be patient young ones. I like artichokes. Sarcastic as hell, thus my username. Most of the time I'm kidding... MOST of the time... I have no filter and a horribly indecent sense of humor. I like to read. Movie dork. Old school Rock and Roll lover. It's okay to message me, but I bite and it'll take me awhile to get back to you. I like peanut butter. Meow.

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Fucked!<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 7:09am

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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ilovesarcasm's favorite FMLs

Today, as a recruiter, I had an interview with a promising candidate for an open position at my company. The interview was going well until the candidate interrupted me halfway through to take a selfie. FML

#21187434
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45118) - you deserved it (4126)

On 06/25/2014 at 1:10am - work - by Sam - United States (California)

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

#20431269
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44597) - you deserved it (3461)

On 12/30/2012 at 1:29am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

#20417691
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55786) - you deserved it (9894)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

#19207930
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30263) - you deserved it (9472)

On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)



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