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About ilikeapplejuice : Seventeen. And I love the Ramones :)
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Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML

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63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23216) - you deserved it (1907)

On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realized you should always knock on your parents' door before entering. Even at 6:30 am. FML

#19182227
180 comments

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On 02/28/2012 at 1:55pm - intimacy - by none - United States (Illinois)

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17200) - you deserved it (29527)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, the captain of my school's girls wrestling team asked me out. I politely declined. She angrily locked me in the trunk of my own car. FML

#19165097
211 comments

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On 02/26/2012 at 1:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML

#19137276
138 comments

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On 02/22/2012 at 4:37am - love - by Lonely Gay (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I received the first compliment from the opposite sex that I've gotten in months, from an elderly, cross-dressing man in the parking lot of Goodwill. Apparently my clothes look like they'd be "exciting to try on." FML

#19129849
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19701) - you deserved it (2478)

On 02/21/2012 at 7:44am - misc - by mishie1 (woman) - United States

Today, I was talking to my grandpa while he was gardening outside. Suddenly I feel this hard, salty thing fly into my mouth and I spit it out. It turned out to be a beetle. My grandpa takes one look at the beetle and says, "Well, at least that poor bug finally got you to shut up." FML

#19119481
74 comments

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On 02/20/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by vw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML

#19117584
104 comments

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On 02/19/2012 at 8:14pm - love - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today, I felt sorry for the weird chick at work that everybody avoids and decided to initiate a conversation with her. She interrupted me mid-sentence to tell me about her vaginal odor problems, before shoving her hand into my chip packet and inviting herself to dinner at my house. FML

#19113154
163 comments

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On 02/19/2012 at 4:15am - intimacy - by meet Chloe - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

#19106653
150 comments

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On 02/18/2012 at 10:49am - love - by sandysmith - United States

Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML

#19105006
81 comments

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On 02/18/2012 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML

#19103032
197 comments

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On 02/17/2012 at 9:04pm - love - by Mel Ancholy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML

#19101207
220 comments

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On 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by 97 (woman) - United States

Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML

#19084261
138 comments

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On 02/15/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

#19072659
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34639) - you deserved it (2630)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)



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