About igg125 : I like to do thinks and stuff. See new places and meet people. I speak English and Spanish and understand Portuguese currently I'm learning Italian. Sometimes I am an asshole when I comment. I just write what you wanted to but just couldn't.
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igg125's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 08/17/2015 at 6:46pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML
by ugh / 06/20/2015 at 6:45am / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML
by poor baby / 06/12/2015 at 12:51pm / Germany / Miscellaneous
Today, cops showed up at my house looking for an ex neighbor. It would be all cool if before knocking they didn't politely wait in front of my window listening me and my boyfriend having sex for half an hour. FML
by bonsai_girl / 05/31/2015 at 10:19am / Croatia (Splitsko-Dalmatinska) / Intimacy
by TooLoud / 05/30/2015 at 8:12pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Frustrated / 05/25/2015 at 1:42pm / United States / Work
Today, I saw my uncle, whom I have not seen in five years, at a family gathering. His reaction to seeing me? "Holy SHIT you have BOOBS! The guys must be all over you!" I awkwardly replied, "No..." Then he muttered, "I know I would." FML
by WellThatWasRude / 05/25/2015 at 2:30am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by Hyenayena / 05/23/2015 at 5:04pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/29/2014 at 8:38pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by jay-frey96 / 11/02/2014 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML
by Anonymous / 06/14/2014 at 5:32pm / United States (Texas) / Geek
Today, my husband and I had some bath time to ourselves. After having sex, he decided to put bath salts in my vagina to spice things up for the next round. It's been twenty minutes out of the bath and it still feels like there are pop rocks in my vagina. FML
by Anonymous / 03/31/2014 at 10:08pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by FreeChocolate / 12/09/2013 at 8:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
Today, I met my birth mother. My dad won't talk to me, my mom won't stop crying and thinks I'm replacing her, and the rest of my family won't stop calling me a bitch. I'm 21, and I just wanted to meet the woman who pushed me head-first out of her vagina. FML
by TaraBURGER / 09/17/2013 at 3:57am / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me he's unhappy with his life. He's basically with me because I… Today, I had to work a double shift as a server with a multi-fractured foot because my boss decided… Today, I met the man of my dreams. Hot, funny, smart, sensitive, he guesses at what I need before I…