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Today, my girlfriend and I were both at home, sick. We decided to make the best of it and spent the day in bed together. Things got a little steamy, and we started making out. As I started kissing her neck, I got nauseous. Before I could pull away, I threw up all over her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32640) - you deserved it (17447)

On 10/22/2011 at 5:51pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Northwest Territories)

Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42927) - you deserved it (4960)

On 10/19/2011 at 2:19pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)



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