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Today, while out grocery shopping together, my mom decided it was a great time to describe in vivid detail how, when she was breast feeding me, milk would pour out of her nipple piercing holes. FML
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On 01/13/2013 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by Gingerdoesafacepalm (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 12:57am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML
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On 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm - health - by hannaaaahr (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm - misc - by bellaskyeb - United States
Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML
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On 01/02/2012 at 8:18am - misc - by jku (man) - United States (Montana)
Today, I found out that, after offering to fill out my student aid application for me, my mother sent all of my personal information to a scam site instead. FML
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On 01/02/2012 at 1:45am - money - by ... - United States
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by mjbx (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)
Today, I went to dinner to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I received a text message, so I pulled out my phone to check. Apparently, his parents have a "No phone at the table rule" and took my phone away until I can learn "proper table manners." FML
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On 12/18/2011 at 4:59am - misc - by grounded - United States (Texas)
Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML
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On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML
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On 11/21/2011 at 6:26pm - love - by madison77 - United States
Today, I learned that my roommate, the one in charge of the cooking, never washes her hands beforehand. According to her, it boosts her immune system. FML
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On 11/20/2011 at 12:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)
Today, I found an old jock strap in my tuba. FML
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On 11/14/2011 at 8:23am - misc - by jocksblow - United States
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
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On 11/05/2011 at 11:40am - love - by oink401 - Canada (Ontario)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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