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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 July 1996 (19 years)
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I dropped our daughter. Our hypothetical daughter. Represented by a stuffed owl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49953) - you deserved it (5850)

On 04/03/2013 at 9:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. In the entrance way I felt a slight tugging on my jeans. Used to my Doberman tugging when he wants to play, I shoved hard with my foot. I successfully punted their Chihuahua off the ground and into the next room where it landed with a thud. FML


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On 01/15/2013 at 2:33am - animals - by I think its dead (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my 24-year-old brother tried to convince me that Hogwarts is real, because there is no way a person could have written that based on imagination. My parents agreed with him. FML


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On 06/04/2012 at 3:19am - kids - by nanall - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML


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On 04/01/2012 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by ohgod... - Canada (Quebec)

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML


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