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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 December 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1705
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About iam808014 : I could write a lot of stuff here.But I'm not.

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Today, I finally quit the job that I've been complaining about. Before I could tell my husband, he informed me that he had been laid off, and was thankful we still had my income. FML

#13514929
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24515) - you deserved it (15733)

On 10/19/2010 at 7:06pm - money - by Sarah - United States (Ohio)

Today, I passed out at a party after having a few too many, as one does. I woke up with swastikas and penises drawn on my face with permanent marker. I now have to go home, using public transport, to my prudish, Jewish dad who thought I was at my friend's house for a sleepover with no alcohol. FML

Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML

#12085678
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41776) - you deserved it (19815)

On 07/24/2010 at 1:47pm - love - by juli (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

#11209991
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41144) - you deserved it (14755)

On 06/15/2010 at 3:11am - love - by milkybear (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef poured boiling water over my hands, and another shouted "50 POINTS!" FML

#9067691
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36185) - you deserved it (6238)

On 03/14/2010 at 5:09am - misc - by Cooky (man) - United Kingdom (Calderdale)

Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

#7442333
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37080) - you deserved it (7768)

On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)

Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

#7189298
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63429) - you deserved it (3160)

On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was working at the Soup Kitchen handing out special christmas dinners to the homeless. At the end of the day I collected my things and went home. It was only then I discovered that my wallet, phone, pager and (for some reason) my glasses has been stolen. FML

#6941652
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28523) - you deserved it (4290)

On 12/25/2009 at 4:21pm - work - by calli (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I was walking through the bar area of the restaurant I work at and fell on my ass. Customers complained to my manager that I shouldn't be drinking on the job. FML

#6688829
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24557) - you deserved it (2550)

On 12/10/2009 at 12:14am - love - by Melinda (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got an email. It said "Everyone hates you. We voted." FML

#6566418
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36310) - you deserved it (5342)

On 12/02/2009 at 10:26am - misc - by JustAnotherTina (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, someone left a used condom under the windshield wiper of my car. I didn't notice it until I was driving. And it was raining. It was even tied, so the contents couldn't leak out. I'm not planning artificial insemination anytime soon, but thanks for the thought. Man, I love college. FML

#6034083
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27917) - you deserved it (2795)

On 10/28/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by bubblensuds1 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

#4976961
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18668) - you deserved it (372864)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)



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