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Iam808014's favorite FMLs

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

By Ben-Ben / Thursday 6 November 2008 09:43 / France

Today, my sister lost a leg. Immediately after hearing the news, my boyfriend started cracking jokes about getting her a job at IHOP. FML

By mariet - / Friday 11 February 2011 06:13 / United States

Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M and M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML

By Username / Tuesday 8 February 2011 16:57 / United States

Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML

By Raprotcommander - / Monday 7 February 2011 15:47 / United States

Today, I went to go use an automatic cart in Walmart because I broke my hip in January. They were all being used by morbidly obese people throughout the store. I asked a manager if she could get me one, but apparently their weight issues are more impeding than my broken hip. FML

By LimpMcgee - / Monday 7 February 2011 02:36 / United States