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Today, I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked down, we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked up..." FML
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On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my sister lost a leg. Immediately after hearing the news, my boyfriend started cracking jokes about getting her a job at IHOP. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by mariet (woman) - United States
Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M and M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 11:57am - love - by Username - United States (Nevada)
Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML
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On 02/07/2011 at 10:47am - health - by Raprotcommander (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I went to go use an automatic cart in Walmart because I broke my hip in January. They were all being used by morbidly obese people throughout the store. I asked a manager if she could get me one, but apparently their weight issues are more impeding than my broken hip. FML
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On 02/06/2011 at 9:36pm - misc - by LimpMcgee (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I cried harder than I have in years. I was babysitting, and watching Pokémon to pass the time. It was the episode where Ash, Dawn, and Brock on the show went their separate ways, and may never be together again. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 4:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
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On 02/02/2011 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, at work, a homeless woman called me trash, threw her coffee at me, and told me to get a job. I do have a job. It's homeless outreach. FML
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On 01/28/2011 at 6:44am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I wrote a poem and was very proud of it. I showed it to my mom. After reading it, her response was, "What is this shit?" FML
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On 01/28/2011 at 1:21am - misc - by snappyPi -
Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML
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On 01/27/2011 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by JordanVilleneuve (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on the phone. The subject of abuse came up and I told her that if her father ever hurt her I would cut his dick off. The next thing I hear is, "Don't say shit you can't back up!" Her father had picked up the phone the moment I'd said it. FML
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On 01/24/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Fucked (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
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On 01/22/2011 at 11:04am - intimacy - by mortified (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
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On 01/22/2011 at 8:00am - intimacy - by fmlalways - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)
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