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  • Town/Country : Birmingham, UK
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Today, I was fined because my son pushed the alarm button in the elevator. Why? There was a spider in there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18099) - you deserved it (1941)

On 01/02/2010 at 10:22pm - kids - by arachnidphobia (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I fainted for the first time in my life. I was in the shower. With my girlfriend. Apparently, my brain and my erection had a battle for who got the most blood, and my erection won. FML

#6583595 (67)

I agree, your life sucks (14444) - you deserved it (2118)

On 12/03/2009 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by Silent - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13717) - you deserved it (1577)

On 10/31/2009 at 8:22pm - intimacy - by thornrose22 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I opened my personal laptop at a company meeting. I forgot that the battery died while watching a porno last night. It was ten seconds of slurping, spitting and gagging. It was my first day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4743) - you deserved it (19406)

On 10/28/2009 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by Moody (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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