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Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML

#18936126
148 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 6:31pm - misc - by GothicbunnyxC (woman) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

#18913819
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27112) - you deserved it (3786)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML

#18896901
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17218) - you deserved it (30844)

On 01/24/2012 at 3:50am - intimacy - by elisimo - United States (New York)

Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "shit", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother". FML

#18892248
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25034) - you deserved it (6800)

On 01/23/2012 at 6:26pm - kids - by gloria77 (woman) - United States

Today, I was accepted into a police academy. I called my girlfriend of 2 years, who was supportive through the process. She promptly broke up with me, stating, "You'll be really busy in the academy, and I can't marry a police officer. Its a dangerous job." And then called me selfish for "doing this to us." FML

#18888313
106 comments

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On 01/23/2012 at 4:56am - work - by FuturePolice (man) - United States (California)

Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML

#18855245
175 comments

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On 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm - misc - by tiptoesjohnson -

Today, I found out the girl I've been fooling around with for two weeks has a boyfriend, who is in jail, and is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. FML

#18833133
61 comments

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On 01/17/2012 at 6:57am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I came out to my father. He seemed to be totally okay with it, as long as I'm the "man" in my relationships. FML

#18825436
100 comments

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On 01/16/2012 at 2:55pm - love - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

#18813229
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29028) - you deserved it (23163)

On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized why buying clear pins for the wall is a bad idea. If one falls out, you won't be able to see it with your eyes, but your foot will find it just fine. I also learnt foot wounds can produce a pretty significant geyser of blood. FML

#18812906
105 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 5:53am - misc - by footbloodfountain - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML

#18795812
73 comments

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On 01/13/2012 at 1:57pm - animals - by Jeslyn03 - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, Dell's tech support called to tell me that the laptop I sent to them was going to cost an extra $300 to fix, because of the shattered screen. When I mailed my laptop to them, the touchpad wasn't working. The screen was fine. FML

#18785645
175 comments

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On 01/12/2012 at 3:06pm - money - by meggs2209 - United States

Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML

#18775724
190 comments

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On 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates

Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML

#18728659
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46820) - you deserved it (3868)

On 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML

#18725353
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35109) - you deserved it (4244)

On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States



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