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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    9%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    17,600%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    33%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    11%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    56%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    468%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Hrlz001's favorite FMLs

Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML

By tiptoesjohnson / Thursday 19 January 2012 23:26 /

Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 7 January 2012 00:01 / United States

Today, a little boy called me on the phone, crying "grandma died" in a broken voice. I just didn't have the heart to say "wrong number." FML

By Waffle / Wednesday 9 March 2011 15:47 /

Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML

By Ixi_the_pixie / Friday 6 January 2012 16:16 / United States

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 13 April 2011 02:20 /