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Today, I knew my girlfriend was having a bad day. I went to bring her frozen yogurt at work because she loves it. When I was in the elevator, I overheard her colleague saying that the reason she was upset was because she had been cheating on her boyfriend with her new intern. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (96666) - you deserved it (3680)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:01pm - love - by froyo (man) - United States

Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7277) - you deserved it (39662)

On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went "meow". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20737) - you deserved it (6517)

On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version



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