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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 October 1977 (37 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 872
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, while at the office, a surprise Valentine's gift arrived for me, the first I've ever received. It was a box of heart-shaped cookies. From my mother. I'm 39. FML

#21355623
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26959) - you deserved it (3087)

On 02/13/2015 at 10:49pm - love - by FMAhole - Australia (Queensland)

Today, just to win a bet against my mum that he could make me scream like a bitch, my dad faked his own suicide. He went the whole mile: fake blood everywhere, fake gun, yelling "Goodbye!" and playing a loud gunshot sound effect from his PC, everything. My dad won; my underwear lost. FML

#21339686
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38290) - you deserved it (3297)

On 01/18/2015 at 4:58pm - misc - by pissed out pants (man) - United Kingdom

Today, after listening to a group of my friends ranting on about how much they love babies and can't wait to have them, I got to witness their looks of horror and disgust as I expressed my desire to not have children. I also happened to be the only girl there. FML

#21335310
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29259) - you deserved it (3033)

On 01/11/2015 at 8:14pm - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had to negotiate with my husband so he would bring me toilet paper while I was on the john. His terms? A blowjob. FML

#21334864
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30465) - you deserved it (6380)

On 01/11/2015 at 12:56am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was stuck in heavy traffic. Bored, I looked to my left and noticed someone who seemed to be asleep at the wheel. After staring for a bit, wondering how people can be so negligent, I ended up hitting the car in front of me. FML

Today, I finally summed up the courage to break up with my abusively controlling girlfriend. I don't know what I was thinking, but instead of leaving as a free man, I left as an engaged one. FML

#19705817
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17515) - you deserved it (42767)

On 05/30/2012 at 6:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

#19339659
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7736) - you deserved it (25257)

On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
534 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30177) - you deserved it (53620)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, I drove to the liquor store completely naked except for my dressing gown, with a carload of idiot stoners who ran in and stole vodka, tequila and whiskey. We drank in a bush. Last week I was a good citizen, and now I'm white trash. I'm not quite sure what happened in between. FML

#17908235
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7719) - you deserved it (58863)

On 10/04/2011 at 11:28pm - misc - by danii - Reserved

Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML

#17848518
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46678) - you deserved it (3592)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to utter the phrase "OK, but no cape during sex" to my girlfriend. FML

Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML

#17488999
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14933) - you deserved it (50034)

On 08/16/2011 at 9:20am - love - by worried (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I started to fall in love with my wife again. We are in the middle of a divorce. FML

#17457372
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39258) - you deserved it (16994)

On 08/13/2011 at 3:25am - love - by badass - United States

Today, my dad came home from work complaining about all the people he'd seen. He said he doesn't understand why so many people with problems have to confide in him. He's a psychologist. FML

#16999068
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30017) - you deserved it (2825)

On 07/06/2011 at 10:52am - misc - by siighh - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64669) - you deserved it (6750)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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