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by Anonymous / 08/10/2016 at 10:10am / Serbia / Health
Today, my mother still refuses to acknowledge my son as her grandson, all because I had a C-section, which she says is unnatural and against God's will. I only had the C-section in the first place for health reasons. FML
by Victoria / 07/12/2016 at 10:10am / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to repeatedly explain to my nosy, interfering, clingy, no-concept-of-personal-space mom that I'm not okay with her moving into my new house, or the same neighborhood, or even the same goddamn state as me when I get married next week. FML
by kill me / 05/06/2016 at 8:58pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm / United States / Intimacy
by AlwaysTired / 11/27/2015 at 10:21pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by feeling single / 10/28/2015 at 3:48pm / United States (California) / Love
by btoker / 10/15/2015 at 12:16pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, my mother felt the need to remind me not to fall in love with a fictional character. After laughing and reassuring her that I knew the difference between fiction and reality, she replied, "You know, honey, sometimes I'm not so sure." FML
by DontBeRude / 09/28/2015 at 12:05am / United States (California) / Love
Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him to kindly fuck off and die, so I lied and said I'm a lesbian. This didn't stop him. It got so bad, I had to claim I was born with a dick and say that's why I like girls. Only then did he say "Eeewww..." and back off. FML
by Thai that on for size / 09/25/2015 at 3:56pm / New Zealand (Hawke's Bay) / Love
by TheLoneSoul / 09/13/2015 at 10:22am / France / Love
Today, my mother-in-law got her driver's license, despite being prone to fainting, seizures, and being on so much medication that she sometimes forgets where she is. She now wants to drive us to all our family functions, and my father-in-law won't object because he doesn't want to damage her self-esteem. FML
by PhoenixChick / 09/08/2015 at 2:54pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by PupZilla / 07/02/2015 at 10:08am / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother's ego has never been bigger. FML
by RecentCollegeGrad / 06/17/2015 at 2:09pm / Kids
Today, I was excited because a friend had added me to a new Facebook chat consisting of my tight circle of friends from last year's summer camp. I then saw when the chat had been created. They kept me out of the chat for almost an entire year before deciding to add me. FML
by Alaskalex / 06/08/2015 at 1:50am / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
by almost_a_pro / 04/23/2015 at 9:43am / Brazil (Rio de Janeiro) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…
- Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the… Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long… Today, and since forever, my boyfriend talks in his sleep. Last night, he told me, “I like you very…