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Today, my boss was telling everyone that he knew a guy who went to a college at which multiple people were shot and killed recently. Being extremely socially awkward and uncomfortable, I blurted, "That's awesome." Now everyone in the office is terrified of me. FML

#20191114
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I agree, your life sucks (8385) - you deserved it (13250)

On 12/04/2012 at 4:34pm - work - by Adan - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML

#20186465
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I agree, your life sucks (30238) - you deserved it (4303)

On 12/01/2012 at 9:54am - intimacy - by me. - United States

Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML

#20177960
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I agree, your life sucks (6541) - you deserved it (26927)

On 11/25/2012 at 10:08am - health - by I'm stupid - United States (Illinois)



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