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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 January 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1211
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About hotwheels19 : 19 sweet loving meeting new people so hmu message me

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Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

#18490582
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8970) - you deserved it (40897)

On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by stinky (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

#17779668
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37650) - you deserved it (3285)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30268) - you deserved it (3410)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, I was having a chat with a customer. He asked if I was married, to which I replied, "No." Before I could say anything else, he said, "Thought so. You look too happy to be married." I was about to mention that I just got engaged. FML

#17513868
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25423) - you deserved it (3211)

On 08/18/2011 at 10:10pm - love - by ddeit (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

#17304859
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34673) - you deserved it (2713)

On 07/30/2011 at 1:15am - kids - by NaomiMadison - United States

Today, I learned it's best not to piss off your mom when she's cutting your hair. FML

#17275625
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10834) - you deserved it (37083)

On 07/27/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by :( - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML

#17162129
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38091) - you deserved it (5695)

On 07/18/2011 at 11:17am - kids - by xBubbles38 - United States

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

#16950938
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10222) - you deserved it (43083)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while I thought my brother was playing with my new phone, he was actually texting a bunch of my friends that I have chlamydia. He deleted his texts so I wouldn't see them, and I spent a half-hour trying to figure out why I kept getting texts of shock and sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML

#16945555
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29033) - you deserved it (4221)

On 07/02/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymouse (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

#16762129
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25525) - you deserved it (2773)

On 06/20/2011 at 12:12pm - health - by Tequila (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I had to be the one to break it to my daughter that WWE fighting was staged. She began crying. However, last month she didn't shed a single tear at her grandmother's funeral. FML

#16655787
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35901) - you deserved it (5109)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:08am - kids - by mk (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML

#16583197
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9097) - you deserved it (73185)

On 06/09/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

#16258570
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32854) - you deserved it (20228)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I told my son that his grades are dropping and his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replied, "Yeah, so is your weight." FML

#15843459
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36935) - you deserved it (15400)

On 04/19/2011 at 2:38am - kids - by randa -

Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year old daughter to, the instructor had us do a stretch, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daughter said to me, "But you're not a mermaid, you're a whale!" FML

#15385688
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38175) - you deserved it (7098)

On 03/19/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Abby_gummibear (woman) - United States (Nevada)



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