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hotnsexybrunette
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 November 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1224
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About hotnsexybrunette : I love my hubby!

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me for the first time. He stopped just as I was about to orgasm, and asked if I could finish by myself. Apparently he'd come up with a new algorithm for the Rubik's Cube on my desk and wanted to try it out. FML

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On 10/03/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by Kayt (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30178) - you deserved it (1880)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I learned that my daughter's gerbils are not afraid of the vacuum cleaner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20423) - you deserved it (7047)

On 07/27/2011 at 2:09pm - kids - by corasmom (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML

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On 07/26/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by badbride - United States (California)

Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML

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On 07/26/2011 at 1:07pm - misc - by frankkathy - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML

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On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

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On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a call from my long distance girlfriend. She's about a month pregnant. I haven't seen her in person for six months, but she still insists it's mine. I don't know which would be worse: her lying or her being that stupid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45323) - you deserved it (3970)

On 03/15/2011 at 11:50am - love - by notthedad (man) - China

Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23584) - you deserved it (4126)

On 03/09/2011 at 8:48pm - misc - by ants9omarching (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

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On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

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On 02/21/2011 at 2:59am - love - by Jules (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40818) - you deserved it (31818)

On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML

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On 02/14/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Roxas (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10110) - you deserved it (40970)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5372) - you deserved it (41239)

On 02/10/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by acab93 - United States (Texas)



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