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About honeybunches88 : I'm a freshman in college :)
Jasmine is my favorite princess.
Yes, I am still a disney freak and own all of the classics on VHS.
My boyfriend and I plan to get married and live in Savannah, Georgia some day.
I can be extremely random at times.
I'm a firm believer in Karma.
I think it's funny when people fall, myself included.
Mostly I read FML comments because they are often more entertaining than the actual FMLs.
I am easily agitated when it comes to poor grammar and ignorant people.
My all time favorite FML commenter: LordVoldemort.
I have yet to read a comment of his that doesn't make me laugh for five mintues.
I generally have an extremely positive outlook on life. (thanks Dad)
There are very, very few people who have any major influence on my life. So, say want you want. You aren't important enough for me to lose any sleep over.
I live my life by the quote "Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game."
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML
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On 05/05/2011 at 8:35pm - misc - by parkingisawesome - United States
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML
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On 05/01/2011 at 8:21pm - animals - by Cassie -
Today, I ran into an old friend from college on the bus to work. Having not seen each other in over 10 years, we spent a good 15 minutes talking about our lives after college. At the end, he asked me what my name was. FML
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On 04/29/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by Jaggu (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML
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On 04/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was watching a movie online. There was a 15 minute ad. 13 minutes into watching an ad about birth control, I noticed that there was a "skip this ad" button in the corner. FML
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On 04/27/2011 at 2:33pm - misc - by popcorn - United States (California)
Today, I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. My husband, the father of the baby, got a birdie on the golf course at the exact same time. FML
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On 04/27/2011 at 1:07pm - love - by Sammy - United States (Texas)
Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I love her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML
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On 04/27/2011 at 4:19am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML
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On 03/16/2011 at 9:01am - work - by Almostfunny (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I banged into a glass door. My friend laughed at me, so I turned around and gave him the finger, then turned back to continue walking and banged into the door again. FML
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Today, I informed my grandparents of my upcoming graduation from college. My grandma looked at me with tears in her eyes, and told me how proud she was that I was able to make it so far in spite of being autistic. I am not, nor have I ever been autistic. FML
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On 03/02/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by Acesup111 (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML
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On 01/23/2011 at 12:43am - money - by quarterback (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML
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On 01/22/2011 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML
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On 01/22/2011 at 3:49am - misc - by sandra22 - Sent from mobile version
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31421) - you deserved it (20279) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How is the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML
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On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)
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