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  • Town/Country : Canada
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 November 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1980
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, during dinner, my new girlfriend's father stroked my leg several times under the table with his bare foot. FML

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On 12/16/2008 at 11:10pm - misc - by bloom - Sent from mobile version

Today, my son laughed at me when I tried to get him to put a bit more effort into his schoolwork. His grandmother had kindly given him all my shitty school reports from when I was his age. FML

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On 12/11/2008 at 7:21am - kids - by fataldisease - Sent from mobile version

Today, I warned my boss that I couldn't take part in a very important meeting I've been working on for 6 months (my son is ill). "Never mind" he said, "We'll just put a pot plant on your seat". FML

#465
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On 12/07/2008 at 10:21pm - love - by Butterfly - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

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On 12/04/2008 at 10:45pm - misc - by Kerlane - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

#450
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On 12/04/2008 at 10:45pm - misc - by Kerlane - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

#450
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On 12/04/2008 at 10:45pm - misc - by Kerlane - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

#419
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On 11/30/2008 at 5:51am - misc - by Groom - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML

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On 11/28/2008 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Sam - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML

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On 11/27/2008 at 12:30am - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version



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