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happy_bubbles
  • Town/Country : Barranquilla, Colombia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 December 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1068
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About happy_bubbles : I love God! I'm a happy person and even in the bad times I have a lot of fun!

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Today, I was standing in a long line at the Post Office when my 3 year old son starts rubbing up and down my leg. I asked him what he was doing and he said loudly. "I'm humping you like Simon humps me!" Everyone looks at me in shocked horror. Simon is our dog. FML

#6620817 (78)

I agree, your life sucks (22418) - you deserved it (1810)

On 12/05/2009 at 7:04pm - animals - by Sissy (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at the beach with my friend for vacation. We were playing Marco Polo in the ocean and I was Marco. I thought I heard my friend, so I lunged forward and grabbed her. Too bad it wasn't my friend, it was an old guy in a pink speedo, and I grabbed his butt. FML

#6618449 (71)

I agree, your life sucks (16223) - you deserved it (6155)

On 12/05/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by yoyo22 - United States

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

#6439149 (409)

I agree, your life sucks (57274) - you deserved it (8514)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene from Lion King, where in Simba gets held up for everyone to see. The fan was on when I lifted my cat up. FML

#5990692 (42)

I agree, your life sucks (8392) - you deserved it (48261)

On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)