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hannah_lynn
  • Town/Country : New Jersey, America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 June 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 270
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About hannah_lynn : Hey
I'm Hannah and I find fmls so freaking funny.
I'm a dancer and a model in the NJ/NY area
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Today, my pregnant wife broke down in tears over the fact that since moving to Brazil for my job, we don't have regular access to macaroni and cheese. FML

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204 comments

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On 08/20/2012 at 6:06pm - health - by stupidbullcrêpe (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer, until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML

#20031501
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18320) - you deserved it (1341)

On 08/20/2012 at 5:14am - misc - by scared to leave the house (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had to bail on yet another date with an awesome guy. Every time I make a date, my hateful mother slips laxatives into my food so I'm glued to the shitter until 2am. This is the fourth time. FML

#20031010
223 comments

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On 08/19/2012 at 11:53pm - love - by Lauren - United States (Iowa)

Today, while traveling with my cat, I had a mini-freakout when I realized that I left his favorite toy in the hotel room. I'm a 30-year-old man. FML

#20030776
103 comments

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On 08/19/2012 at 10:19pm - animals - by speshlk37 (man) - United States

Today, after years of bad blood, my husband decided to invite his parents to dinner. After making rude remarks about my pregnancy, his dad eventually muttered that I'm a slut. My husband punched him, his wife called the police, and now I'm all alone while he sits in a jail cell for battery. FML

#20030486
199 comments

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On 08/19/2012 at 7:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I was drawing while on the train, when a very good-looking woman looked at my work and said, "Wow, she's pretty. Is it supposed to be me?" She said it in a flirty tone, but before I could stop myself, I'd said "nah, it's just a generic face". FML

#20022605
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On 08/15/2012 at 1:41pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, thanks to a new form of birth control, I've now been having my period non-stop for six weeks. FML

#20022564
335 comments

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On 08/15/2012 at 1:08pm - health - by theflow (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML

#20018901
256 comments

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On 08/13/2012 at 3:25pm - misc - by jannister (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, I walked in on my fifteen-year-old son and his friends attempting to set up a rudimentary meth lab in his bedroom. I'm not sure whether to be angrier that they simply tried this, or that they thought burning up baking soda would somehow produce methamphetamine. FML

#20017485
200 comments

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On 08/12/2012 at 8:49pm - kids - by JAdams (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I discovered that the only reason my husband is taking yoga classes with me is because he wants to be flexible enough to suck his own rod. FML

#19996058
202 comments

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On 08/01/2012 at 5:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML

#19989315
90 comments

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On 07/28/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by feminista (woman) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

Today, I asked my best friend if he would do me the honour of becoming my son's godfather. He replied, "Um, that's just rude. You know I'm an atheist." Huh? FML

#19989164
196 comments

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On 07/28/2012 at 2:29pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was walking home from work, when a clearly homeless guy who smelled like Jimmy Hoffa's colon grabbed me, pinned me to a wall, and demanded that I hand over my "booty". I don't know whether or not I was mugged by Jack Sparrow, but either way, he's now over £100 richer. FML

#19987585
117 comments

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On 07/27/2012 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Midlothian)

Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

#19983117
313 comments

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On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML

#19981666
95 comments

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On 07/24/2012 at 2:33pm - kids - by Jessi (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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