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Hi I'm Hannah and I like The Maine more than you
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Hannah_lynn's favorite FMLs

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

By mimo / Friday 14 November 2008 04:16 / France

Today, I realised that when I asked my girlfriend 4 months ago if was she on the pill, she thought I meant hay fever tablets. I'm going to be a father. FML

By Sniffles - / Saturday 26 April 2014 12:28 / Ireland

Today, my boyfriend's parents' parrot won't stop imitating my sex moans, and keeps doing it whenever I speak. FML

By sexual parrot / Monday 21 April 2014 18:42 /

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and noticed a girl that I played netball with. I ran across the road to meet her and she ran across the car park to meet me. We hugged and looked at each other slowly backing away as we both realised that we didn't know each other. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 11 March 2014 00:26 / United Kingdom

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

By Anonymous / Friday 14 February 2014 01:31 / United States