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hannaaaahr
  • Town/Country : Utrecht, The Netherlands
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 March 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 3090
  • Number of comments : 260
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML

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203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14243) - you deserved it (37878)

On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

#13881563
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30362) - you deserved it (16133)

On 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After about minutes of freaking out and explaining on how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was best thus far. FML

#13787466
146 comments

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On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML

#13696157
182 comments

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On 11/03/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by nk (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my dad asked me for a word that rhymes with vagina. He was filling out an anniversary card for my mom. FML

#13614950
139 comments

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On 10/27/2010 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by nothingdoes (woman) - United States

Today, I was in lying in bed with my boyfriend while he was asleep. He is going to school to be a doctor, and it appears that he says anatomical terms while asleep. My boyfriend can make me feel stupid in his sleep. FML

#13580175
119 comments

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On 10/24/2010 at 7:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he chose me out of all the hotter girls out there. He told me it's because I have great birthing hips. Apparently I'm having six children. FML

#13495933
133 comments

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On 10/18/2010 at 5:06am - love - by louise. - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was having a romantic conversation with my boyfriend under the stars. He said, "You know how there are people who are beautiful on the inside and people who are beautiful on the outside? Yeah, well you're one of those 'inside' people." FML

#13468876
136 comments

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On 10/16/2010 at 4:20am - love - by Annie - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

#13462690
129 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 7:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML

#13413623
129 comments

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On 10/11/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, while at a local river, I had been pulled underwater by a very fast and strong current. While fighting for my life, I had let go of my sandals so I could pull myself up. After explaining to my mom what had happened to me, her response was "YOU LOST YOUR SANDALS!?" FML

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82 comments

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On 09/19/2010 at 10:11am - misc - by lifesuck - United States

Today, a grasshopper jumped into my car. As my boyfriend swiped at it, the grasshopper jumped onto my chest and into my shirt. Instead of helping me get it out, my boyfriend leaned back and said, "It got to second base faster than I did." FML

#13045293
143 comments

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On 09/14/2010 at 3:27am - love - by tickyette (woman) - United States

Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML

#12846178
85 comments

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On 08/31/2010 at 10:46pm - health - by WIno - United States (Alabama)

Today, I injured my knee and dislocated my shoulder fighting over a cookie with my brother. He's 14. I'm 26. He still got the cookie. FML

#12818513
163 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 6:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Oman (Masqat)



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