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by Anonymous / 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 2:14am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML
by youreajoker / 11/10/2010 at 5:28am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by nk / 11/03/2010 at 12:39am / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
by nothingdoes / 10/27/2010 at 1:59pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was in lying in bed with my boyfriend while he was asleep. He is going to school to be a doctor, and it appears that he says anatomical terms while asleep. My boyfriend can make me feel stupid in his sleep. FML
by Anonymous / 10/24/2010 at 7:17pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by louise. / 10/18/2010 at 5:06am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, I was having a romantic conversation with my boyfriend under the stars. He said, "You know how there are people who are beautiful on the inside and people who are beautiful on the outside? Yeah, well you're one of those 'inside' people." FML
by Annie / 10/16/2010 at 4:20am / India (Maharashtra) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/15/2010 at 7:44pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 10/11/2010 at 11:06pm / Miscellaneous
Today, while at a local river, I had been pulled underwater by a very fast and strong current. While fighting for my life, I had let go of my sandals so I could pull myself up. After explaining to my mom what had happened to me, her response was "YOU LOST YOUR SANDALS!?" FML
by lifesuck / 09/19/2010 at 10:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, a grasshopper jumped into my car. As my boyfriend swiped at it, the grasshopper jumped onto my chest and into my shirt. Instead of helping me get it out, my boyfriend leaned back and said, "It got to second base faster than I did." FML
by tickyette / 09/14/2010 at 3:27am / United States / Love
by WIno / 08/31/2010 at 10:46pm / United States (Alabama) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/30/2010 at 6:34am / Oman (Masqat) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend, who recently started French classes, and I were having sex. Knowing how whispering in my ear turns me on, she whispered something in French, and I came. Later I found out it meant something like, "You should lose a lot of weight." FML
by gleefan116 / 08/27/2010 at 8:18pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
- Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, it’s exam day in Sweden. Yesterday, I prepared three fountain pens and six cartridges. The… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,…