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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 March 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of comments : 260
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Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30277) - you deserved it (3910)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML

#18287242
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17659) - you deserved it (43990)

On 11/19/2011 at 6:42am - love - by kaybax - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML

#18286632
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34705) - you deserved it (6787)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Yeoman (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML

#18275537
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25116) - you deserved it (6955)

On 11/17/2011 at 7:50pm - misc - by alliez108 - United States

Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML

#18200720
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27648) - you deserved it (3823)

On 11/09/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by blacktyaffair - United States (Texas)

Today, my baby son latched onto my nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML

#18191670
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39288) - you deserved it (3873)

On 11/08/2011 at 9:01am - kids - by possiblyoverweight (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML

#18188542
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33121) - you deserved it (2723)

On 11/07/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by lprocter1982 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parents had a fight as to which one of them is the most cultured. As a result, they've begun writing my chore lists in a variety of languages. If I don't do them, I'm grounded. I only speak English. FML

#18025150
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27029) - you deserved it (3089)

On 10/19/2011 at 6:29pm - misc - by Missy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

#18013165
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19721) - you deserved it (39303)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

#17985302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33433) - you deserved it (5507) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, I realized the closest I've ever been to being hit on was with a car in the school parking lot. Even then, the guy claimed he "didn't notice" me. FML

#17983991
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24450) - you deserved it (2741)

On 10/14/2011 at 6:40pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML

#17973930
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29107) - you deserved it (3350)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open, I had to lie and tell them I slipped and fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle and slammed it into my lip. FML

#17968240
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18865) - you deserved it (12122)

On 10/12/2011 at 4:05pm - misc - by Nickname (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, after a week of searching, I found my escaped snake. In my umbrella, outside, after opening it over my head. FML

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

#17953738
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37519) - you deserved it (26018)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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